BoReDoM kIlLs

*hears noises at night*:: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me